Elective Amnesia

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer

he’s still loading

^ omg

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women