this is genuinly my kind of humour and I’m not even ashamed to admit that
Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.