May 2013
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
dekutree:
catholicnun:
i shoould watch netflix
i love that show
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
cradily:
did somebody say
cute boys
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
bird-on-a-leash:
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
wikatiepedia:
crimsoncamellianeko:
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
wikatiepedia:
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
